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Don't they roost, though?
54 0 ReplyOh shit
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A flock of cocks crow at dawn while a murder of crows roost in their nests.
1 0 ReplyFor the same reason cows moo but a moose don't cow.
28 1 ReplyMoose do actually cow. They are incredibly scary and imposing.
21 0 ReplyMy mind has been shattered.
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this is multidimensional wisdom
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Too busy murdering.
18 0 ReplySir, this is a Wendy's.
13 2 ReplyRoosters don't crow, they cock-a-doodle-doo. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
7 0 Reply“Rooster” is a word Puritan assholes made up so they didn’t have to say “cock” and thereby admit the sexual nature of humanity. By which they, ironically, admitted the sexual nature of humanity.
4 1 ReplyCrows can't crow. 🤯
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