The rule of self defense.

This is for smacking assholes

Or as we say in French, self défonce.

Buttclub.

Improve on the model by getting a metal bat and welding metal plugs on it.

This ain't bad either though, just a suggestion

This is the kind of club the horny jail dog should use OwO

Baseball bats have a flared base, approved.

The animal skull is a nice touch

Looks like Negan upgraded to loosecille.

Hmmmmmm