I picked engineering. Let the physicists do the hard work of figuring out how the universe works, then I'll step in with a handbook of formulas that you already derived and take someone's money to stamp it.
Can someone please teach whoever made this about the basics of graphic design? I can hardly read this ity-bity condensed as fuck text on top of a potato quality complicated background. Good God.
I feel like this was written as a self-roast by someone in neuroscience. If it is written by someone outside of the field I would definitely agree with you though...
Given the heavy use of subject-specific jargon, I'd guess as much. I wouldn't go to the length of looking up neuroscience terms just to roast neuroscientists, because that just seems like a poor happy chemical return on the mental energy investment, whatever the proper terms for that might be.
Now, if you'd ask me to build a data model to analyse my unhappiness for key influencers, we're in business.