Unacceptable

My company finishes at 4. 3:56 every day I clock out so I can get out of the yard before everyone else and not get stuck in traffic.
My mama didn’t raise no fools. Well, apart from my little brother.
- Leave home 5 minutes early, and leave work 5 minutes early. Both of which will probably save you a bunch of driving time.

I typically stay at work until 5pm because I make no effort to come in early and I take long lunch breaks.
This place is an absolute ghost town by 5, and it makes me happy to see that. It seems people mostly have their heads on straight here.
- Same at my new place, i tend to take a shorter lunch and leave earlier, i usually get into office at 8am or slightly before

You sure it isn't the finance and management guys leaving at 4pm and earlier while developers are expected to work past hours and even at home?
- Don't forget Sales people too. At my company they frequently schedule fun activities right in the middle of the day.

Who isn't racing out the door at 5pm? I trade labor for wages, I'm not sticking around for unpaid overtime just to make some investor who's never worked a day in his life even richer.
- These are the same people who measure lunch breaks by the second and suddenly become careless with clock after 5

Nothing breaks after 5pm because there aren’t any developers still doing releases.
- Technically correct, which is the best type of correct
  Edit: as long as you are not part of the infrastructure team. Then things break right after 5 PM.

"Sorry we don't live our lives for the opportunity to destroy ourselves for senpai company owner like you."
My supervisor doesn't know how to maintain what I build, despite me attempting to show her. At this point, we openly pity each other, her because I have no desire to do more than what my job entails, take the paycheck, and leave to go live my life, and I because she proudly has no life to go home to because she spends 12 hours a day plus here acting like Jesus on the cross for the greedy, indifferent owner.

Really? Am I the only one: "just" fixing this one thing before go home?
- I only do that when the problem space is interesting.
  Most developers are just implementing CRUD using a framework that does most of the work. There isn't the interest motivation to keep on trying to fix things.
- No, I do it too. Specially if everyone else logged out and I can finally work in peace without having to stop to help everyone else.

My job involves going out to sites to install equipment sometimes. This means as long as I'm walking out with a box in my hand I can leave whenever I want. My boss doesn't care where I am as long as things get done.
- My boss doesn't care if I log in at 11 and log out at 3 with a 2 hour lunch in the middle, but to be fair, my boss is me and I'm pretty chill.
  
  Can you be my boss plz?