Then you can scroll the hamster wheel!
83 0 Reply52 1 ReplyWhat a shame that was an April Fools' prank... probably. They don't say it, but the video was released on March 31st 2019.
10 0 ReplyWhy would he think that dropping electronics would be the best way to demonstrate the lack of a wire, though? š¬š¤¦
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A computer mouse pluralised is technically mouses, but mice is accepted due to commonality.
I'll be around with more useless shit no one asked for but may find mildly, mildly, interesting.
40 2 ReplyI'll be long dead in the ground before I use the word 'mouses'.
37 0 ReplyOn this day we remember the life of bizarrocullen, who has used the word 'mouses' and died just hours ago.
17 0 Reply"Meece"
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I can't argue with this
20 0 ReplyOk, now tell me what animal my trackball is.
18 0 ReplyArmadillo or hedgehog probably.
19 0 ReplyThat works.
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I have an elecom huge at work, and when somebdy asks me what kind of mouse is this, I say it's not a mouse, it's a rat.
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Why stop there? Let's rename the mouse buttons to mouse/hamster buttocks.
16 0 ReplyWhat is the scroll wheel then? Mouse cock?
6 0 ReplyYou guys don't call it the clit already?
6 0 ReplySomething, something, mouse balls
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As a bonus, "Xhamster" finally makes sense as a porn site name! I think.. š¤
15 0 ReplyWhat was the reasoning behind that name anyway, sounds a bit "hmmm" thinking about it now lol
6 0 ReplyThe cheek-filling power of hamsters?
8 0 ReplyYeah, now that you mention it, I think I'd prefer not to know š
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My vocabulary has forever been altered.
14 0 ReplyBrilliant! We'll call the scroll wheel "the hamster wheel"!
12 0 ReplyPeople look at me weird when I turn the mouse upside down and rub it's balls.
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3 0 ReplySometimes you gotta tickle its balls to wake it up.
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This had me wondering what the first mouse I ever used looked like as it was so long ago I don't remember, and it was this:
Makes me feel ancient. Still, it's better than the very first mouse from 1964, which looks like something from Fallout:
10 0 ReplySecond pic is peak ergonomics
5 0 ReplyBack in the days when you asked someone to move the mouse to the button, and they picked that shit up off the desk š¤£.
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I prefer gerbil
4 0 ReplyGerbils have long tails.
4 0 Replyuhhh, tuco-tuco?
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I prefer lemming
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If you do that, I'm making a mouse company named hampter.
4 0 ReplyHam-ster
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