JD Vance ate my dog and Elon Musk ate my cat. Will Trump address this very real issue?
JD Vance ate my dog and Elon Musk ate my cat. Will Trump address this very real issue?
'Not long ago, billionaire Elon Musk ate my cat, Mr. Smushyface. Days later, Donald Trump's running mate, Ohio Sen. JD Vance, ate my dog, Zoe.'
I'm pretty sure Musk fucked the cat before he ate it.
13 0 ReplyHe likes the creamy filling the most.
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This is a great article that cleverly shows how disinformation starts and spreads. If only MAGA folks could read.
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Looked for the onion; no onion. Cried anyway
6 0 ReplyJD Vance don't eat nuffin' but sweet couchussy. It's not weird. 🤣
6 0 ReplyAnd I would like to report that someone raped my dining room set, all 6 chairs and the table.
5 0 ReplyThe table too? That's a sick fuck!
4 0 ReplyWe need to ban him from furniture stores!
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Obviously not
3 0 ReplyAnd my cat ate my homework! I rest my case.
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