This is why you should support your local squirrel population.
Little buddies have been waging a war against this for a long time for us. We need to give back.
35 0 ReplySince it only has a receiver and not a transmitter, it's probably completely useless
23 0 ReplyNo, it just goes to its extraction point! ...somehow.
7 0 ReplyWhen eaten by squirrels the mind control protocol is activated.
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When it grows into a majestic oak the roots connect to the underground surveillance network
1 0 ReplyThere's no way, without violating the laws of physics, can you fit any kind of 2.4Ghz modem into something as small as an acorn.
3 3 ReplyYou can with a sub-wavelength antenna like a nintendo joycon has, it's less than 10mm in X and Y axes. It will just have terrible reception, like a nintendo joycon has.
Also it could be a higher frequency which would allow a smaller antenna.
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Wait till you hear what ARM originally stood for
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Acorn RISC Machine
14 0 ReplyIronically, microcontrollers with wireless small enough to fit in an acorn are likely to be ESP32-based, which doesn't use an ARM CPU.
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This must be what that one cop was afraid of
12 0 ReplyI expected Saddam Hussein to hide inside.
9 0 ReplyI fucking knew it.
6 0 ReplyBut they won't even disclose that ACORN stands for Asynchronous Connector for Optical Relay Network!? Sounds like they were bought out by Big Oak...
6 0 ReplyWhere is Saddam?
3 0 Replyfirst birds, now acorns? fvck, man...
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This is the real oak and acorn by digistump, the shittiest microcontroller.
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