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Flying Squid @lemmy.world

5mo ago

Soup of the day

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Of course it exists. Here is your seductive soup of the night:
- Friend, imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in that
  
  Naming your spoon or fork "dick" is a funny move and could make for some interesting sentences.
  After ferociously licking the tasty juices from my dick I layed it down in the sink to wash it later.
  
  Imma go ahead and say don't stick your dick in any soup. Except maybe gazpacho.
  
  You cannot rush things with an onion soup! It's best enjoyed with lengthy foreplay, such as gentle blow, or delicately teasing the crust.

Mock Turtle Soup of course. https://youtu.be/FWxFsJUlBbw
- I personally prefer Cary Grant humiliating himself than Eric Idle, but your mileage may vary...
  
  What about Gene Wilder humiliating himself?
  
  I thought my link was Gene Wilder?

Day-soup! Ah-ah-ah!

Oh geez, now I can't wait to use this to creep my next waitress out, complete with Groucho eyebrow lifts.

Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?

Cheese cream.inside italian vread with wine! Amazing. Just make sure your bathroom is reachable.next day

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