Things you should never ask

this is like second or third worst kept secret in the middle east

Why would a diplomat have a direct line of communication with a powerful military force in the region? That seems like a pretty straightforward question with an obvious answer lol.

Yeah, we sure showed that 10 year old!

I'd be surprised if he didn't.

Did he?

What is a "Hezbollah pager"

It was on discount on Jihad R Us.

But seriously, doubt the relation can be considered much of a secret.

Why does anyone have pagers anymore?

You can ask "him" but you'd have to repeat the question to each of his ears (which are several meters apart).

not just crunchy, burnt.

Communication? Lebanon has a right to defend itself. It's like questioning why Biden has a line to the Israel Prime Minister.