Three US states invaded by new species of flatworm
The new species, named Amaga pseudobama, has already spread across Florida, Georgia and North Carolina.
Invaded you say? Like, ground war, or did they launch an air campaign first?
An underground campaign. They went complete scorched earthworm.
Thanks, Obama
We should invade back
Flatworms don't have have oil though
Initially, the specimens of the new species were thought to belong to Obama nungara, which is native to Brazil and Argentina, and has invaded much of Europe.
So the Tea Party Republicans were right? Obama isn't a United States native??