Kernel Space - banishes the target to a plane of existence filled with corn
B Tree - an AOE summon of a permanent swarm of bees in the targeted area until the bees all die or leave naturally
Monad - device that transmutes one set of spell components into another. These can be strung together to form very complex things.
Extended Backus-Naur Form - Allows one to transform into a memetic form to be carried in the mind of another; also extends to your clothing and any carried items.
The Bandwidth Cap Cursed item that limits the magical power of it's wearer
The Token Ring Magical ring that allows the wielder to communicate over large distances. They can receive messages from one token ring and send message to another.
The Memory Barrier Protective charm that shields the mind from intrusion.
The Shadow Register A magical ledger that records secrets and hidden locations in the immediate area.
The Superscalar A legendary shimmering sword that can strike multiple foes in a single attack.
Spells
Loopback Redirects a spell to its point of origin.
Jabber Causes the target to produce incoherent speech and lose its train of though.t
Branch Prediction Gives the caster foresight to predict their opponent's next action.
Traceroute A tracking spell that reveals the path of a target.
Mask Hides the caster's true identity.
Hypertransport Enables instantaneous movement over short distances.
Interrupt Counterspell to disrupt an enemy's casting.
Spell modifiers
Broadcast Modifies spell to affect a large area.
Unicast Modifies spell to affect a single point with maximum damage.
Multicast Modfies spell to affect multiple selected targets.
Repeater Modifies spell to recast itself over multiple turns.
Rust - rusts metal. When miscast, makes the target a crab of some sort
Go - Same as "command" spell
Regular Expression - makes any cryptic message understandable in a language you know
Transfer Protocol - allows the teleportation of one packet to a willing host
Read Only - cast on a book, scroll or any other thing with written words. Ensures no further words can be written. No scribbles or any sort of artwork will stick either. The object can still be destroyed
Icon - For a short period, the target of the spell becomes a beloved, or hated, icon of a subject. IE: beloved icon of beauty, hated icon of music.
Master Boot Record - this magical list contains all the master level boots ever created and their current whereabouts
Partition Table - allows any object with at least 2 flat sides to be cut into any shape
This one’s not quite CS but oh well. Spell check - After a series of unfortunate accidents at the magical university, all novel spells must be submitted to the administration in writing to ensure their safety before first casting.
Root access - Access to the Underdark druid communication network, which is transmitted through a continent-wide system of interconnected tree roots.
Command: Line - A creative use of the command spell that forces an affected creature to spend their turn forming or waiting in an orderly line.
Neural net - The system of control used by an elder brain to control and coordinate illithids under its influence.
Piracy wizards may teach you a homing missile spell of linking a magnet to someone and then sending a torrent of bits and pieces their way.
Lightning wizards can teach you how systematically shocking your minions should to some extent boost their efficiency in the same amount of time. They call it 'over clocking'.
And 'distributed denial of service' or 'dedossery', is a mastery of wizards who are just pissed, means sending a ton of said minions to one particular shitty tavern, ordering something and walking away en masse.