I really want a tomboy gf, but I guess I'll have to take one for the team.
49 0 ReplyThanks buddy. Only one of us has to pick the right.
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Notice how it says nothing about Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland. So nothing of value is lost.
39 0 ReplyRhy cywir!
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No more England please. Signed, An English Person
29 0 Replywhat happens if you're english but want a tomboy gf? :(
20 0 ReplyNo problem! Since you're in the EU and part of the Schengen Area you can easily cross the border to a neighboring country to live and work before accepting the deal.
... oh, nevermind.
5 0 ReplyHe can still go to Ireland passport free
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The whole universe disappears into a Hawkinhole.
5 0 ReplyI wanna disappear into Hawking's hole 😳
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Nothing too bad, actually. I think you will quite enjoy the 3 milliseconds with your tomboy gf before disappearing.
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I'm Scottish ancestry so I hope the King can't swim
13 0 ReplyBye bye England!!!
12 0 ReplyDefinitly no more England!
11 0 ReplyWell goodbye England I guess
7 0 ReplyOne doms me but the other might kill me when it suddenly disappears...
Tough choice 🤔
7 0 ReplyWow bye bye England, not even sad I never got the chance to visit. I’ll play your anthem on my anniversaries.
6 0 Replythe rare rule when anything is better than a girl :3
england can shove off
5 0 ReplyWhat did us English do?
4 0 ReplyWe were some horrible bastards back in the day.
It's quite cool though, seeing as realistically we're tiny and still achieved all the things we did.
2 0 ReplyI mean yeah, but excusing Scotland and Wales participation in the Empire is just historical revision.
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What country’s next, the Netherlands?
3 0 ReplyJust give it a few years and the Netherlands will be underwater anyway, so there's no need to pick that over a tomboy gf
5 0 ReplyYou know who you’re talking to, right? If it wasn’t for our mastery of water, we wouldn’t have about half the land we do have. We’ll be fine.
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What has England done? Am Iissing something?
2 0 ReplyIts England, that should clear things up
7 0 ReplyOh, I see, that makes sense. Thanks angry Terrarian.
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Made Maggie Thatcher a thing.
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