When you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?
When you get surprised with breakfast in bed, are you supposed to pretend you don't have to get up and piss?
I'm not sure this happens irl. Is breakfast in bed a real thing or just tv? I don't want crumbs in my bed.
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There are these pretty big trays with collapsible supports so you can put it around your legs and not need to worry about making a mess.
Also not everyone has to pee immediately.
8 0 ReplyAlso not everyone has to pee immediately.
omg really? that sounds like a superpower
13 0 Replyis it still a superpower if i usually wake up an hour before my alarm to piss?
7 0 ReplyAn hour before and then you go back to bed? Yeah, kinda, I can never get back to sleep if it's that close.
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