$25 bidet attachment for the toilet has easily drenched a few thousand cheeks at this point. Folks around this house really try to hold it until they get home so they can poop with the bidet lol.
I couldn't turn my family to the bidet cause but I love mine. I usually use a bit of toilet paper to dry my ass because I haven't made the leap to a towel, but if I run out of toilet paper I simply let my ass air dry. It's amazing. It also feels so much more clean.