"I'm leaving, Jeremy."
"OK but before you go can you take one more picture of me with the Tesla® Cybertruck™? I don't think I looked sad enough in the last one about all those dollars that people aren't giving to Elon."
Everytime I see a cybertruck, It makes me think of the "Fighting Polygon Team" from Super Smash Brothers N64. Each polygon character is a essentially a weaker knockoff of an actual character from the game. I haven't played that game in years but I seem to remember it was my least favorite level from single player mode.
I refuse to believe this is real.
Mostly for self protection.
get a life. What a loser
Minecraft Delorean.
I looked him up.
"The best Tesla cybertruck influencer"
....
... ... ..............
this is yet another example of a second generation billionaire thinking that all the ideas that his brain produces must be phenomenal.
On that Apple shit
Probably a bag holder who bought Tesla stock at the peak.
He’s so aroused by thoughts of Elon that he’s gazing into the distance and curling his toes.
I don't know if it was always like this, like pre internet, but I remember when I first started hearing people concerning themselves with the profitability of corporations online.
It was somewhere around the start of the eternal September (I was one of the unwashed tech illiterate masses), and I witnessed people having the most furious debates about video game company / console profitability, and it just never ended.
I wonder if it was just my first encounter to seeing so many Americans in one (virtual) place, or if it was the latent tribalism of the internet, or just nerds having fun crunching their nerd numbers. But I still see way too much of it.
It has got better in some of the chiller places on the internet, though. Which are about the only places I frequent.
Curious to hear other people's perspectives on this kind of parasocial relationship with corps / brands.
Elon Cucks
It's a cult!
Nawww, look at him sitting there sulking like a widdle Baby, are you upset because nobody think your truck you paid extra for is cool?
cradle the balls...stroke the shaft...work the pipe...swallow the gravy
Rivian is still a better pic smh my head
sarcasm? this can't be a serious post!
He's simping hard
tin can cowboy cares heh
Glazing at it's finest
parasocial
It’s true, the cybertruck is an amazing product. It’s frankly unbelievable that that thing actually exists, can move (generally speaking) and even has people who like its exterior as “beautiful”.
Amazing, really.
Fake and gay
