All Dogs Go To Heaven, All Cops Go To Hell

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what about police dogs? they can neither go to hell or heaven, thus they are immortal
- I would love nothing more than to befriend an immortal dog!
  
  But this comment is technically answered below
  
  it's not showing up for me, what's the answer?
- Limbo, along with unbaptised babies.
  
  No more Limbo.
Hey, it's my favourite Cake song
- Im glad they changed the working title
There seems to be a lot of people who don't like dogs here right now
- I love dogs
  
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Considerable overlap with kids that do graffiti and people who are anti-police.
- Yeah surprising lack of pro-police graffiti artists out there.
  
  How's that surprising? As kids grow up they usually stop graffiti "art" and stop with edgy opinions on the society that surrounds them
I don't know, my dog's kind of evil. She once ate an entire nest of baby bunnies. Just slurped them up like spaghetti before we could stop her.
One of the saddest movies ever.
Useless way to comfort yourself, given that neither of the 2 places they go to exist.
- Just remember to always take everything absolutely literally. If you go looking for figurative meaning and context, all you'll find is communism.
  
  Does that stuff require any kind of paraphrasing?

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