Yesterday my boss told me that I am the laziest person she ever seen in her life

"Easily"

"If you think I'm lazy, you should meet my boss!"

Tell her you’re not always lazy and have been reading this great book. Which one she may ask “Laziness Doesn’t Exist.”

Teach me your ways

I live life for myself, not for you.

Damn, that means a lot coming from a boss.

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