Shirts That Go Hard @lemmy.world late_night @sopuli.xyz 1 wk. ago

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I used to work at a place where management would sometimes threaten to start doing drug testing and everyone would laugh and say good luck finding people who can pass a drug test but would still be willing to work at such a shit hole
Can someone explain the bulk can of "ranch wrap"?
- In case you’re serious: it’s not a can. It’s a glossy menu attached to a curved menu board. Pretty common inside American fast food places. Helps readability from other angles maybe? I dunno.
  
  And it’s placed away from the wall like that so employees can quickly flip each panel around to switch between the breakfast menu and the rest of the day menu.
- I am reasonably confident that the following response is accurate and not needlessly dismissive and sarcastic, in exactly this scenario:
  
  Sir, this is a Wendy's.
  
  https://www.wendys.com/blog/wendys-spring-inspired-menu
  
  Oh shit thats a menu! I thought it was huge bulk cans on a shelf lol
- why would they put such a big can on such a high shelf over a worker's head ?
  
  osha hello ?
  
  Because think of how funny it's going to be when it falls!
  
  Think it through, man!
- lol I thought it was a can too at first. Had to zoom in and look at what was next to it.
  
  That place seems like it would be tasty, but those ladies probably eat there a bit too much.
- It's grilled chicken, lettuce, and ranch in a tortilla.
  
  I don't get it either
  
  What's not to get? Each of those things are tasty on their own, I'm sure they're also tasty when combined.
  
  What? No shredded cheese?
Ranch it up!
At first: “hmmm”. It’s the kind of mildly funny thing that makes you exhale out of your nose slightly and move on with your life.

Upon closer inspection: “what is the fuck is this trying to say?” The font changes based on line breaks, mid clause. And the logical message doesn't seem to match what I expect the joke is supposed to be.

Can we get the drug test results for everyone involved in this?
- Maybe it does make sense? I forgot I took an edible at work this morning. And I asked someone to log out of their computer so I could fix it, but I have been staring at Lemmy for the last 30 minutes.
  
  I “work” well with others in the sense that I get along with people generally. But I am not really helping them work and not really working at all right now. And my boss knows my Lemmy account so I think this is going to be brought up in my one-on-one tomorrow.
stone fact
> or > can't do both my comp science brain stopped working there
The only thing going hard in this pic is arteries
- We body shaming people now?
  
  Is this the most constructive way to get people to live healthier lives do you imagine. How do you know this person has come down from 300 pounds and is on a journey to a healthier life?
  
  Try and be a better human dude.
  
  Nope fat fucks like me need to be shamed into the ground. Harder daddy
  
  It's a fast food restaurant... Are we defending Jarod? Wait.. it isn't subway.
  
  Wait can I throw in a "This is a Wendys joke".. cause it might be
To translate: "help I need therapy"
- Have you seen the state of the human condition these days? Everyone needs therapy.
  
  I don't need therapy, I need a reality that makes sense.
  
  Especially therapists. It's therapy all the way down
  
  Thanks that’s my next shirt design
  
  That is one bleak view of the world
- My therapist didn’t discourage my drug use in the least. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
  
  All of mine did except for one. They met me where I was at, even though I was a fucking wreck at the time.
  
  Hey, therapists need to eat too.
- Treehead3, let people have fun 😋
  
  Baumkopf 😂

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