Video playing, ad that scrolls, two lines of a story, the bottom popping up with notifications every few minutes over the top of more scrolling ads.
Yay internet.
Edit: Oh wow! Did not expect so many responses. First let me say, thank you for taking the time to read and respond! To address the biggest response to use Firefox I actually have it on my phone it's just remembering to break the habit. This was more to show what an average user who just uses what they're used to experiences on mobile browsing.
As a human race, we have developed such amazing technologies over the last 30 years. It's staggering. My political ideologies don't really skew much near communism, but holy shit. This is the closest I've come in a long time to cracking open my copy of The Marx-Engels Reader in long time