Fool proof plan
My man painted over his eyes and the empty space in his own mouth. I gotta get whatever paint he's buying.
I'm amazed at how painless it seemed for him
what the fuck hahaha
that was my reaction! it backfired, but also, that's creepy af.
Seems like this idea… backfired
YEEEEAAAAAHHHH
Well, the punchline isn't rape or necrophilia, so I guess that's progress. At this rate, cyanide and happiness might actually be include a joke in one of their comics!
His dick should be reverting into itself