Drag's partner is 10 minutes into reading Artemis Fowl and already hates the movie

Drag showed the Artemis Fowl movie trailer to drag's dragon right before it started reading Artemis Fowl. So far:

Artemis is clearly an evil white collar criminal
Artemis is the bad guy in the story
Artemis is NOT a surfer.

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Love the books.

There is no film.
Give them some time, they'd not be the first to have a better perspective halfway through reading something
- Drag doesn't think anyone could learn to like the movie by reading the book. The movie is horrible.
  
  fair