Gay is like highlander. You have to confront all the other gays until there is only one gay left and they are the gayest. Idk what happens then I haven't seen any highlander movies in years.
Well for men gays they fight with their penises and if they don't got penises they get strap-ons. For lady gays they duke it out with their boobies and those without get a funny t-shirt
All the ones who feel like they don't fit in either camp are judges.