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chapotraphouse @hexbear.net SorosFootSoldier [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net 2 mo. ago

I gave out this Chick Tract with each bag of candy and kids egged my house. Why are Christians hated in the USA?

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The hallways outside this classroom
- The world that exists in chuds' nightmares is so fucking based.
That bibble is massive
- it's completely illustrated because reading beyond a 5th grade level is gay sorcery. Osteen Chapter 3, Verse 6.
- I thought it was a board game box.
  
  I guess that says more about me.
  
  BIBLE 2-6 PLAYERS
  
  Instead of Settlers of Catan, it's Settlers of Canaan
  
  It must be a big box PC release of super Noah's arc 3d
- It's the good book after all.
  
  The just okay book
- The bigger they are the harder they fall
- https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tTYr3JuueF4
  
  Now that is vintage YouTube right there
  
  I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  
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- That's the old trend, massive bibles were used in monakhomachias and religious disputes. We can still sometimes observe those where various sects of orthodox christianity gather for common holidays and get into theology discussion (usually after processions get stuck in small old churches)
i need that My Ancestor shirt
- oh shit https://www.teepublic.com/t-shirt/20403343-my-ancestor
  
  bro the pretendo store goes hard https://www.teepublic.com/user/pretendo
  
  I LOVE ICE CREAM
  
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  Edit
  
  Hahhaaahha
  
  Is the wallstreet bets diamond hands shirt a problematic item to have in a shop
My Ancestor and DRUGS are my favorite albums by Rap Band*

(* - latest fad)
DRUGS☠️
Chick or treat.
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Tag yourself, I'm the lever action rifle without a lever.
- As always, I'm the sex tattoo
  
  I am the antique colt single action army being brandished
Me and the boys.
Top panel goes hard. If Grant Morrison has The Invisibles, these are Tract's Mostly Transparent
Jack Chick says ACAB?
Oh weird, I've never seen chick tracts in that layout, all the ones I've collected are small, cheap, side-by-side comics. That looks like a higher quality printing, is it one you have or just found the pic online?
- or just found the pic online?
  
  Lifted it off reddit
  
  I didn't even know they made higher quality prints of that trash, all the ones I've picked up off park benches have been the cheapo prints
  
  Edit: I have this specific comic too, I think the Bible kid ends up convincing his principal that he's going to hell for teaching evolution lol
  
  Love the very faint "GOD'S WORD" watermark on the center of the image
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I've got a copy of that one!
this lady was on the street handing papers to people. I could tell it was some jesus shit due to the accessories so walked by quickly, suppressing my urge to debate her. but then in the corner of my eye I noticed it was a small horizontally-oriented comic. I had to turn on my heel and walk it back a couple steps.

"is that a jack chick??!"

"sure is"

"oh sweet, I looove those!"

she handed it to me on impulse though I think after 1-2 seconds of taking in my general vibe she understood I was only mocking her. Her expression changed as I took the thing from her. The godly document barely singed my heathen fingers.

I couldn't wait to start reading to see if it would be about some friends of mine like OP

but it was one of the new ones, lacking the (limited) creativity and empathy demonstrated in the above. It sucked.
- You should have read it in front of her and started cackling like you were perusing the funny papers
Christians not consistently make absolute depravity look like the coolest shit ever challenge
where can I get those shirts? they go hard

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