What are they trying to say here ?! How can this even be seen as negative ?

I'm genuinely pretty sure the DDR Museum in Berlin is run by socialists who want you to notice this, I swear to god that entire fucking place makes 0 sense otherwise. All the stations are like this, they're describing something good that nominally west germany did or still does but then describe it as bad because the communists did it, it ends with you looking at ginormous flat which it tells you cost the equivalent of 50€ per month or something and that nobody but the the richest 5% of the country could afford in Berlin today, before letting you out via the gift store full of DDR nostalgia to buy. Even all the most unpolitical, co-worker-belief-system people I've went there with caught on to it.

Example of the one thing the west is good at being used against it: Propaganda.

You don't say "we're perfect." You say "oh well sure we've got our flaws, but it's nuanced and really the other guys aren't even trying!"
Now it's just being deployed by socialists. They say "oh well the DDR wasn't perfect, you couldn't choose your own apartment (which cost 50 euro a month) and people had so much free time they fucked a lot, which isn't very productive. Compare it to our modern system where we can't fix our own things and we work so hard we're too tired to fuck! We make so much stuff! Anyway if you wanna ironically buy a Lenin poster or this book going into more details, feel free to do so!"
Yes, i think there is a panel where it tells you that some worker for a 3 room apartment pays 10% of their salary. Then they show you a standard 3 room apartment and while going through it I was so surprised because I would never be able to afford anything even close to it.

But all the museum is about how people where oppressed and poor !?
- "This is because the evil communist government hated the free market and smol bean landlords "
- I think the most egregious one to me was the stasi listening post that said they listened in to every 3rd person or something along those lines. this was post snowden, so by objective metrics that seemed a lot better than the allied NSA listening in to 100% of everything lol
- : “Well, the people who MATTERED were oppressed and poor! How were they supposed to feel good about themselves if even the weak were allowed to live?”
- but in reverse and sad
before letting you out via the gift store full of DDR nostalgia to buy

Holy shit you're not kidding

I went to check their online shop and it is entirely the kind of merch you'd expect to see in a pro socialist shop: plenty of Hero of Labour merch, Marx and Lenin stuff, a faux DDR passport notebook, that kinda stuff. There's a few things that border on either being actual anticommunism or possibly parody (like a sign saying "No Goods Today" in German), but none of it looks like it's meant to be ironic

Adding on as I look at more things: they sell a magnet celebrating the formation of the DDR (Republic Day, October 7th). I'm with you, there's no way this place isn't run by socialists
- Republic Day, October 7th
  
  another reason to celebrate

Lol I was there recently and also noticed that. The whole museum was full of propaganda, but it was cool to see some of the exhibits, like the Trabant. Some "fun" anticommunist highlights included:

The dystopian evil jail cell run by the communist dictators (about the same size as the room I rent in [major city, imperial core country])
The dystopian evil kindergarten with a rigid schedule including play and nap time
The dystopian evil standard allocated apartment that EVERYONE had and there was NO individuality (much bigger than the room I rent, and for much less money)
The dystopian evil SEX that all the HORNY EAST GERMANS were having (the museum explained it as a result of there being nothing else to do, lol)
The dystopian evil DIY repair culture
The dystopian evil tired bureaucrats who looked more like people than Bond villains
The dystopian evil LGBTs who weren't forbidden from existing by the state
The factory farming that happened under the DDR (which, like, as a vegan, sure, but it's not like the Federal Republic or any Western country wasn't doing this)
There was literally a panel saying that all Eastern bloc states weren't allowed to deviate from the USSR's policies or will, then gave an example of the DDR doing just that to resist Soviet reforms in '85

And every single bullet point here made my blood boil (supposed to be a translation of some of the key terms, without propaganda):

spoiler (sorry, I only photographed the English text)

Anyways, I guess I funded anticommunist propaganda by visiting and also buying a DDR patch

The dystopian evil SEX that all the HORNY EAST GERMANS were having

This goes against ! We must denounce this as bourgeois behavior!
The dystopian evil kindergarten with a rigid schedule including play and nap time

That alone would piss off "no veggies for dinner, no bedtimes" internet adults too.
I got through the first page and decided that was enough self harm for one night.
The dystopian evil standard allocated apartment that EVERYONE had and there was NO individuality

As opposed to the cheap dime-a-dozen housing that gets smacked up everywhere, rented for outrageous prices and god help you if you paint a cabinet or drill a hole in the wall - Goodbye deposit.

socialism is when all people in the world love each other but unironically

this is communism

That's just a regular kindergarten though. What am I missing? "They indoctrinate" yeah, that's what insitutions of education do. Just because we like our system doesn't mean we should pretend you don't get served your head and ass with liberal talking points (case in point: That museum text).
Also all kindergartens plan the day for the kids. They're toddlers, that's kind of what they need, some adult supervision alongside the opportunity to socialize and experiment in a safe environment (which is what happens when they play together.) What would the alternative even be? The kids have to eat meals on their own? They don't get fed the whole day? They don't take naps? Try having them take naps while the rest are playing and see what happens, lmao what the fuck are they saying here?

Furthermore the kids do have individual expression in the playtime! Like what are they talking about?

Is this not how kindergartens are everywhere in the world or am I missing something? They are trying to make it sound extra nefarious

Okay but nap time was fucking bullshit and I had better things to do than lay on a cot pretending to sleep for an hour or whatever the fuck.
- It was truly afwul.
  
  Except that one time when some girl laying next to me was trying to teach me how to count to a 100. I tried to show it off to my parents later that day but couldn't remember any numbers past 50
- The gamer gulag will have mandatory nap times

kindergarteners should have their "individual initiative" suppressed, kids at that age are SOCIOPATHS

for real. I have some childless friends. which I should say I am also childless, but I like kids and used to teach kids from ages 10-17. my friends have never worked with kids and never interact with them, but they remember school as being mean to them and not letting them achieve their maximum individual potential, so they think kids should just have all this unstructured magic playtime to explore their own genius.

I'm not saying we need to be shitty to them, but kids are crazy. they need to be constantly reminded not to cough in others' faces, not to dig in their own assholes and then touch group food, not to act like goddam maniac when someone it's someone else's turn with a shared resource, and that it's important to play in a group activity or accomplish a task with a partner and realize a shared vision.

kids can be absolutely fuckin bonkers' ass little terrorist monsters with no impulse control, and people who think they are magic enlightened angels should be forced to work with them for like one day.
- I've done improv and TTRPGs with large groups of 7-9 year olds. So many theater teachers love to talk about how "kids are just so creative" and "just go back to your childhood" and act all enlightened about how the system just pushes us into boxes.
  
  Kids fucking suck at improv. Their creativity is ass in any group project. They cannot relate to others and lack empathy. "I'M A BIG YELLOW ELEPHANT AND I AM BREATHING FIRE OUT MY ASS" okiedokie Philip, but actually it's Lisa's turn and we've already made characters. Michael is actually being burnt alive right now, so maybe instead of making it burn more, you think of a way you can help your good friend? Love the input though.
  
  Kids are put into boxes, but those boxes are titled things like "be nice" and "you are not the only person in the world"
  and "if you play the 'kick each other over the shins game' then at least one of you will cry. Which is okay, but you gotta be prepared for it"
  and "GODDAMMIT DO NOT CLIMB TREES WITH A BROKEN ELBOW!**"
  and "hey when your nose is broken, maybe don't play dodgeball?"
  and "your friend didn't punch you out of nowhere, he punched you because you kicked him and those things are related, but yes I agree getting punched isn't nice, don't you think getting kicked isn't nice too?"
  and "Hey remember yesterday when you came up to me, crying, because your friends wouldn't let you play with them? Well now Sophia, your friend, is telling me you won't let her play with all of you. Do you think Sophia feels like you felt yesterday? Oh I'm sure this game can accomodate one more person, since it's the same game you were playing yesterday when it could suddenly accommodate you"
- I have a niece who keeps biting people
  
  I am afraid of her
- Teachers have to work with the students they are given, and those students can come from some rough conditions. The fact that many parents already see teachers as "glorified babysitters" (what glory?) means many parents outright expect teachers to pick up parenting duties, including teaching basic manners and decency, on top of everything else.
- used to teach kids from ages 10-17
  
  that's like seven years at a minimum after they start being conditioned to BE selfish monsters, idk this seems like a more systemic issue than a biological 'kids need to be kept in line regardless of social structure' thing
  
  in fact i think it's borderline reactionary. yeah kids are gross and selfish and shitty but who taught them to be that way? they had ten or more years of experience at that point. if people treat you as subhuman, not worthy of consultation, and inherently worthless and a drain of resources for ten years and you have no other experiences you'd be fucked up too (case in point: you/everyone here probably was fucked up until they experienced things other than being treated like that)
  
  edit: read theory https://theanarchistlibrary.org/library/toby-rollo-brian-davis-arthur-silber-no-against-adult-supremacy-vol-10
  
  you're probably right to be annoyed, actually. but that isn't the kid's fault that they're doing stupid shit while they're learning. it's the fault of us underpaying and forcing teachers and child care workers to work too many hours simultaneously, because we don't treat them as valuable as they are. child care workers should be paid like degree holding medical doctors at minimum
  
  In this manner, the child is prevented from developing a genuine, authentic sense of self. As he grows older, this deadening of his soul desensitizes the child to the pain of others. Eventually, the maturing adult will seek to express his repressed anger on external targets, since he has never been allowed to experience and express it in ways that would not be destructive. By such means, the cycle of violence is continued into another generation (using “violence” in the broadest sense). One of the additional consequences is that the adult, who has never developed an authentic self, can easily transfer his idealization of his parents to a new authority figure.
  
  Whoops! We Made Ten Year Old Hitler!
- You've touched on some unexamined thoughts that rattle around in my brain. I'd like to formally say "oh yeah, huh..."

Yes hi I'm sending my kid to kindergarden in Germany right now. It's the same thing under capitalism 😲

Except there's worse coverage, non-german citizens get discriminated by not getting the same coverage and it costs 250€/hour if you go out of pocket.

also the wait lists in some major cities are so long that you might want to get your kid on them before you even get pregnant
250 AN HOUR???? That's quite literally unaffordable unless you're in the 1%
- Yes under capitalism you get exactly as much as the state allows except if your part of the elite.

I agree, Parenti Quote parenti indeed. This would be "Uplifting News" material if in a Capitalist nation.

Dance dance revolution museum

Some erudite museum curator painstakingly describing cultural and historical backdrop to Boom Boom Dollar.

This person is gonna absolutely lose their shit if anyone ever tells them about schools.

their orietntal indoctrination facilities vs our free and benevolent prussian education system

By contrast, this is preferable to those that hate the ideas on that paper:

Is that real? Please tell me it was about how awful the school was
- Fortunately, yes. It was about how awful the school was, and Maggie going rogue in it.
  
  Randroids are all about pretenses of rebellion while reinforcing a corporate police state, much like the GOP in general.

So it's school

It kinda funny how the German is already heavily loaded and trying to make it a bad thing, but the English translation is reducing any amount of nuance the original text still had left in it, painting it as this devil institution brainwashing young people into becoming soulless borg commies.

for example, the original last sentence reads like this, faithfully translated: "Socialist morals and a positive attitude to life in a community were more important learning goals than the development of individual skills."

Here's the whole thing, trying to be as faithful and transliteral as I can be to the original:
Kindergarten served not only for childcare, it was also the first educational institution, anyone born in the GDR would visit. Obviously, because of this, state leadership had an interest in providing wide coverage: places at a Kindergarten were available for way more than 90 percent of children. The daily schedule was precisely planned and applicable to everyone: they would play together, eat together and have naps together - under instruction [you could read this as "guidance" too, but the tone of the original is very clearly already trying to make the supervision part of childcare into an evil commie thing, so yea]. Socialist morals and a positive attitude to life in a community were more important learning goals than the development of individual skills.

It’s funny bc I have a very rudimentary knowledge of German that never progressed beyond pointing at things and saying “der kase, das madchen” or whatever and I was going back and forth like “this does not look like it’s lining exactly” lol

What lead paint huffing fever dream has these dipshits thinking life under capitalism "encourages the development of individual ability"

It's just a nice way of saying that under capitalism "children will be left alone, to fend for themselves".
- "We would throw them to the forest to live with wolves, but both wolves and forests seems to disappear under our glorious system"

The ritual was subject to rigid planning, the couple would move together as a collective, respond to thrusts made by the other, and even drink each other’s bodily fluids through various means and orifices.

Oh no! Our daycare does all of this too! I can't believe I've sent my children to a communist daycare!! In AMERICA NO LESS!!

What the fuck, please show me even a single kindergarten in the world where things are not done as a collective, not only early socialisation of children is the point, but there's one teacher per group.

Whomever wrote this must be a camouflaged Solarian from Asimov books.

Montessori schools maybe?
- Not really, there's usually less children per teacher and other things are modified too, but ultimately it's the same purpose and definitely in that age range.

Speaking as a parent, I can say that all babies are born Libertarian. Even liberal education systems understand that they need that shit socializing out of them at an early age

MFW reactionaryism literally is the refusal to grow up.

Didn't the Germans invent kindergarten lmao.

In the modern european iteration, yeah, even the name is German.
the word is german for child garden
I wouldn’t give them too much credit considering they took the idea from indigenous Americans
- As opposed to the anglos who took the land, but not the ideas.

Teaching children collective group think… or just the most logical way to heard around 20-30 rabid 4-5 year olds who can say

Montessori, for example, has a more free-flowing structure to the child's day, where they can do an activity when they feel like it, stop when they feel like it. The idea is that then they're always in the right mental state (i.e. engagement) for the task they're doing then.

If the only reason the child is painting, for example, is "because it's 2 o'clock", then the child likely doesn't feel like doing that then.

Sounds interesting but I've never seen it even in a capitalist kindergarten. Sounds easier to pull off with smaller teacher-student ratios, though.

~~bedtimes~~ naptimes are authoritarian and fascist

Honestly all the flak other leftist sects give anarchists should be attributed to porky, he’s the real “anarkiddie”.

The climate crisis is literally porky throwing a tantrum that he doesn’t WANNA clean up after himself.
Yes! Fuck nap time fuck morning people and fuck the police!
naptimes bad so bedtimes good. simple logic

The fact that all children are inherently objectivist is such a hard pill to swallow 😔

Sounds about as regimented as my kindergarten in capitalist USA. They even made the kids recite the national anthem every morning lol, like a fascist cult. Anti-communist propaganda with a swing and a miss, yet again.