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17 0 ReplyWhat if all you want is a shrubbery? (Ni!)
10 0 ReplyOr a second one so you can have a nice path down the middle.
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Gonna forget it exists for a week? Cacti.
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More like a long but tormented life of barely subsisting on the smallest amounts of water possible.
Death is too sweet and quick for my houseplants :)10 0 ReplyPlants call her the green widow.
9 1 ReplyMe hitting on women at the bar on a Monday
9 1 Reply9 0 ReplyI was gonna say something like "me adopting cats", but you already topped it.
3 0 ReplyShane Dawson moment
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My family offered to give me plants for my apartment. I said please no. It's too much responsibility and I'll know I'll forget.
I prefer dogs. They at least can bark when they need something. Plants don't.
6 0 ReplyLol yeah. My cat will never let me forget to feed her. But I've killed so many plants. If I'm late with feeding my cat, I feel really bad about it. When the plants die because I thought I'd give gardening another go, I kinda just... don't feel anything.
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6 0 ReplyI mean, if you give this a long enough timeframe (decades) then this also applies to when you meet your future spouse at the bar.
5 0 ReplyYour journey to Valhalla will be arduous, Basil The Thirsty
4 0 ReplyI mean this applies to pets too
4 0 ReplyTendency to overwater (non-chlorinated) and little sun - lucky bamboo
2 0 ReplyYour first issue is that those are outdoor plants. They probably need 6-8 hours of direct sun.
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1 0 ReplyCame back? The lady goes shopping with her own plants?
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