If you found an f35 fighter jet in south carolina, what would you do with it?

That is a very good question. Next question please.

You were visiting south of the border.

Great BBQ. Those rednecks do NOT fuck around with a pork shoulder. Charleston has really great food. Also, the hunley museum is pretty cool.

Otherwise, it's great if you also happen to be into book burning, or if you're a completionist collecting STDs.

Same, I live nowhere near the place