Climate change projections

Climate change isn't real, it's the democrat water machines they have in the ocean to punish red states, dummy.

This post is misleading. This scenario will only happen after all the ice is melted in Antarctica causing a >200ft sea level rise, which would take at least a couple millenia of extreme global warming to happen. There will be beachfront property slipping into the sea by 2075 with a lot of ecological and economic consequences involved, the NOAA has given us a neat little tool for visualizing what's to come. https://coast.noaa.gov/slr/#/layer/slr
- Don't forget all the extreme weather eroding away the peninsula. I'm less worried about sea level rise over the next 50 years than I am of a 20' storm surge happening over the course of a few hours.
- Thank you for the dose of reality. Of course it would be nice if Florida sank into the sea. But let's try to stick to reality.
- Archive that, it’s gonna vanish soon.

Looking at the bright side, there will be lots of newly formed artificial reefs available for the remaining fish. Hoping those fish can find a way to adapt to the warmer waters though.
- Warmer waters isnt the real problem (well i mean it is) its ocean acidifcation where coral and other marine creatures cant form carbonated calcium shells anymore causing a complete collapose of marine ecosystems.
  
  Certainly that's a big part of problems, as is the collapse of the currents, and so on, sadly.

Damn democrats and their sea machine!
Hurricane machines in 2024 and now this!?
/S

I'd much prefer the Floridians stay in Florida. We need to stop climate change before the Floridians move in next door.
- they might go down with the ship

Build! A! Wall!
- Funny that just like the border wall, water, just like people and life, finds a way.
  I the case of Florida the water base will rise and cities will flood from within.

This map fails to depict unfathomably massive amount of seaweed that the ocean is going to push in. The ocean doesn't stop pushing in, ever. The shit will be 100 feet high.
- that will be a fun new tourist attraction
  
  I was recently in the Yucatán and their tourist season is basically driven by seaweed these days because it grows so much in the warmer temps. In summer the beaches are covered in rotten seaweed and no one wants to travel there. I imagine Florida will start to experience this as well.
- Ocean: "your land, my choice"

Putting almost all the major cities underwater is only gonna make what's left more red.
- well all those people have to go sonewhere
  
  They have to sell their homes first, like smart man Ben Shapiro, said. And that might take so long that they drown!
  Think, man, think!

If it’s not visibly happening right now, then they won’t believe you until their house is underwater.
- They could look at their flood insurance bill to see if there is visible evidence of it affecting them
  
  Sure, but is that climate change per se or from being in the middle of hurricane central? Probably both, but again, the hurricane is visible. And while there are more, hurricane central keeps voting red which could be an indicator that they don’t buy or care about climate change.
- ... and then these small government people will demand that the government help them out

It's a new big flood as the holy bible told us once. It's here to wipe all those slow infidels from the face of earth. I'm pretty sure history rhymes. /s
- I like the idea of jesus did come back, took his 3 followers, and we are all left behind

[Still gurgled from underwater, even while surrounded by the floating water bloated corpses of their neighbors, who weren't able to get homeowner's insurance for the prior 20 years] "let's go Brandon!"*