23andMe shutters cancer drug research programs, lays off 40% of staff

You know, after last week? Maybe they're on to something here

Screw all you fools. I mean, look at this DNA sequence right here... One allele for myopia, the other for twisted eye sockets and one eye way larger than the other....which one would win? Myopia ofcourse! Nah. You guys are totally screwed. So we give up. Go ahead keep fucking the weirdoes! It's fine by us!