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Maven (famous) @lemmy.zip

2mo ago

New Rule

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Cold in here
Those poor kids
- I was doubting if I'm too old to get the reference, or if it's a legit complaint from the kids.
  Also, what's wrong with "chat"?
  
  Some kids talk to an imaginary stream chat like a streamer would.
  Ex.- "Chat, is this real?" Or "Can you believe this, chat?"
  
  Probably phrased something like how a streamer might speak, “chat, are we ____?” which I could imagine getting old 2.5 milliseconds after the class starts saying it on repeat.
  
  Clearly a reference to the best Aussie band in the world The Chats
  
  Also, what's wrong with "chat"?
  Hey chat, I don't think he knows…
- It's chilibidi in her
  
  Was he in the Odyssey or the Illiad?
- Teacher doesnt like to wear a bra and is tired of the kids commenting on it.

No tweaking for Emma.
- Justice for Emma
  
  What about Darius? Teacher doesn't want anything outta him at all

Love how the kids definitely tried to say gyat and gyatt were different
- The list was a classwide game by #5 no doubt.

Alpha Beta
Well, I guess now we're not learning about statistics, protein folding, or radioactive decay. I hope you're all happy with yourselves.
- or radioactive decay
  Gamma and neutron emission are still allowed
  
  thank god.

Tweaking (Emma only) 😂
Lemma guess, Emma uses ‘Tweaking’ every other sentence?
- Tweaking once was chemsex when it wasn't experimenting with the fine-tuning of your amateur radio array.
  Now its erratic behavior like someone on stimulants trying to fine tune their radio array to pick up alien chatter.
  
  Tweaking has been plain meth use for a loooooooooong time, not sure what the kids mean by it now

What are Darius noises? "They will regret opposing me"?
- "I do not tolerate cowardice"
  NGL if I was a teacher, I might quote that if nobody raised their hand
- Something about a wagon wheel.

What the sigma is going on here
- Don't Ohio me.
  
  Chat this Diddy rizz ain't gooning me today

Literally 1984

"No mames"
- No mames, güey!
  
  Ya, wey
  
  Brings me right back to my construction days

Anime words/gestures
So, Japanese?
- As a weeb, that teacher would have skinned me alive and wore my face.

Literally one thousand nine hundred and eighty four
- 1900.84?
  
  1000, 900 & 84

Which one is the "cardiac arrest meme"?
- Probably "call an ambulance... But not for me"

Note the conspicuous lack of traditional swear words on this list.
If I were a kid in this class, I would've abused the hell out of that loophole. (And suffered the consequences, but finding and exploiting the technical ways to skirt a teacher's stupid rules was always worth it.)
- ~~ They're not banned unless they're written down ~~

Low taper fade is literally just a hair style 🤣
- But what if Ninja got a low taper fade...

Why Ohio???
- JD Vance is from there :/
  
  but the only couches are in the teachers lounge
- It means creepy or weird.
  
  I thought it meant something more like bad or substandard.
  
  Absolute Michigan W, bringing that into the mainstream.

Some of these are valid to ban (the sex and manosphere ones) but others just seem like they're trying to ban slang.
- Also why ban ligma? What if someone catches it and needs to talk about it.
  
  Just like Joe :(
- If it's an language/literature class, maybe it would make sense to ban slang
  
  Ban using slang in writing makes sense, but controlling how students can speak is just ridiculous.
  
  how does it make sense to ban slang in language/literature class???
  that's like banning research papers in physics class, wtf

At least they haven’t banned omega
- What's omega?
  
  My sweet summer child, do not look it up.
  
  OmegaLUL

thank god I grew up when I did.

I would like this in my school except 10 and 20 .But what the fuck is darius noises.

I love skibidibi. It just sounds neat.
- To people complaining about never getting Half Life 3...
  You get skibidi toilet, okay? That's how the story ends.
- You skibidi toilet, you!
- which is unsurprising since it's a thing scatman john (if you don't know him go educate yourself) said

As a Gen-X’er I read this and started wondering what “Gyatt” means…. As an (ex-)redditor I know not to ask.
- It is a reference to the General Agreement on Tariffs and Trade. Gen alpha is very interested in the history of international trade and the rise of the global market economy.
  
  Not gun in Korean, as per Johnny Gatt?
- I work with kids, it essentially means ass but has a sexualized context to it. Most kids approaching high school realize this and don't use it as frequently around me, but younger kids seem to think it just means butt. Again this is just my experience and it could vary from place to place
  
  Yes, my kids and their friends (10-13 yo) say it all the time and it's pretty uncomfortable. They also say hawk tuah to just mean spit which is much more uncomfortable.
- It's what the kids are using in place of "God damn" when referring to something impressive.
  
  as in Gyatt Dayum
- I thought it was a Pokemon...

did they misspell feign, or is that some new meme word?
- It's a Travis Scott song I think
  
  That would be correct yep

What the fuck is a Darius noise?
- It’s code for no hootie and the blowfish
  
  That does not particularly clear anything up
- I too wish to know.
  I hope it's like kids mimicking Darius from league of legends, but I doubt that. Like irl emote spam, lol.
- this guy https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTY6NAV4W/

What’s Ruth’s Typo Count at?
- Elevin

Darius noises
Okay, Alexander

bofa not banned- your move teach

"Low taper fade"?

Teach, would you crank up the thermostat a notch?

That’s clearly not geography class. Or else the student wouldn’t be able to answer in what state is Cincinnati?
- There is no risk of that, because no one cares about ohio or Cincinnati. It is the most vanilla of room temperature things this world has on offer

Animal noises
- Shh! Don't say "an*al noses"!
  
  anal n-

Well fuck me I guess.
- Fr fr?
  
  no cap
  
  Is Fr Fr said Fr or is it Saif for real?

Why is number 2 three different words?
- Because they all belong to the same semantic domain I guess.
- They all come from that incel grifter nonsense. You can also throw "femnoids" and that junk in there, but the alpha, beta, and sigma stuff are more mainstream.
  They originally come from that nonsense about wolves forming into packs where the alpha males get the girls and the beta males get cucked, but then they had to create a new, better category of males to keep the grift going, so the "Sigma male" became a thing. And then that spawned the "sigma grindset" idea of working yourself to death because that's how you get rich and sexy, and so on.
- The teacher doesn't like greek

Ruth is out on Front Street

Wait what's the 24th ?
- Ligma?
  
  Balls
  
  What, if I may ask, is this "Ligma" my good Sir? I never heard of such a thing. Would you be so kind as to elaborate the meaning of this Ligma lexeme to me? The sheer uncertainty is simply unbearable.

why no memes, can they have old memes plez?

The mind boggles...
Where is this sign, and why is "fuck" not on it (among other words that come to mind)?
- Well, there's no mames, that's kinda close. No me mames is like "don't fuck with me".
  I don't know what the gen alpha meme is, but I don't think it's polite 😂
- Probably because they are school wide bans and the teacher would probably get in trouble for having it on a sign in her class

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