I actively did my best to take any condescendence out of this comment.
I don't have personal experience with Mullvad except for Mozilla VPN (which I believe is just re-skinned Mullvad, if I'm not mistaken), so I just told them what I knew about it. How is that berating them?
Been using it exclusively for about a year. Very satisfied with the performance. It is a very no-nonsense service. They provide a VPN, anonymous payment options, and a flat rate regardless how much you buy at a time or when you buy (which is personally a big plus for me). They don't bug you to renew, and they don't offer any sort of auto-renewal. The only downside I could see is that if you are looking for a VPN provider that offers a large suite of privacy-adjacent tools labeled as a VPN app, you would be disappointed.