The problem with solving murders in the English countryside comes when the new cases stop coming from police and facilities looking for a discrete consulting detective and start coming from neighbors and relatives of your own friends and family. Then it's unnerving how everyone two-steps-of-separation from you keeps dropping dead from peculiar circumstances.
See I think I would be really good at solving murders and I already live in the English countryside so that's easy enough. But I really want the chicken leg hut.
I was planning to go for an island on the edge of the world that you can only find after stealing the single eye shared between my 3 sisters and forcing them to give you directions.
I want a Turkish bathhouse. But only out in the woods or like... a desert oasis far from humankind. It doesn't require chicken legs but it would be cool if it had murder mysteries for me to solve occasionally.
I'm firmly convinced that the plague was involved in Baba Yaga's origin story. She was like fuck all you diseased fuckers and got in her hut and walked away