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coeliacmccarthy [he/him, they/them] @hexbear.net

3mo ago

the CEO assassination footage is absolutely chilling

I watched it and now I'm chilling

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Rode off on a citibike too
There was a biking bank robber that was quite successful for a while, apparently riding a bike makes you pretty much invisible in a city.
- saw some fucking nerd claiming he tracked the citibike, hope he's next
  
  Based on how well executed this seems to be, I doubt the shooter used any traceable payments or anything, but time will tell.
- Lmao not sure if the same guy but that happened in my city. He was never caught.
  
  The one I know of got caught eventually, but did 26 successful heists. https://www.welovecycling.com/wide/2019/10/24/this-olympic-hopeful-used-his-bike-to-rob-26-banks/
- shit you got more on that? I always wondered whether a bicycle would make a good getaway vehicle on accounts of cops are too carbrained to understand how it can move or how to even tell them apart.
  
  An e bike that can hit 15-20 mph with in a few pedals is probably the best escape vehicle in a city.
  
  https://www.welovecycling.com/wide/2019/10/24/this-olympic-hopeful-used-his-bike-to-rob-26-banks/
  eventually got caught though

and some people said the hitman didnt have a reason
- You're paying them to take your money
  
  the function of insurance is to take as much money as possible
  
  Making money
- Wow!

I fucking love this site
- I hope to celebrate more CEO assassinations with you all
  
  a stronger connection than I have with most of my IRL friends

Best news in a long time. Hopefully more of these parasite killers get offed
- Here's to the copycats.o7
- Hopefully more of these parasite killers get offed
  the parasite killer is still alive tho?
  
  you're either clever/based or deeply unserious
  
  Lol good point. Guess a better term for the ceos would be parasitic killers.

The dude was a profesional, 100% its was a hit on him
- Either a pro or the dude was a vet, like a vet who saw actual combat. He's def used a gun before, I don't think some disgruntled rando could walk off that calmly after shooting a guy three times.
  
  If it's a hitman I'm dying to know what for. This story has the potential to be soooo juicy. Please please please blow the lid off some major racketing shit ceos are in on.
- cleared that jam like a pro for sure
  
  I think he was using a slide lock pistol, with a silencer that's the closest you can get to a quiet gun.
  
  He racks the slide immediately after the first shot so it does appear he's running a manual action set up (either a manual action gun or just a standard semi auto and working the slide each time).
  After the second shot he appears to have some trouble but he calmly fixes it and I can't tell if he shoots a third time or is satisfied the guy is allready dead.
- Prob a pro bono.
- I doubt it. A professional wouldn't have been that off on the first shok. The slide rack was just indicative of someone who knows their weapon. I think this was a vengeance kill.
- I don't know if it was a hit, he had written Deny, Defend and Depose on the shellcasings https://abcnews.go.com/US/man-shot-chest-midtown-manhattan-masked-gunman-large/story?id=116446382

I watched the video. I didn't see the murder, I saw self-defence.

this goes to show that you shouldn't do adventurism unless you are a professional
- Bro used a suppressor. I'm kinda impressed ngl
  
  Gun nerds are saying it's a single shot 45 and that it looks like he might have been collecting the casings when he cycled to the next shot.
  Also some are commenting that the first shot was a disabling shot to the leg allowing for a closer range second kill shot.
- If this guy somehow becomes the catalyst for Medicare for All, I will officially change my stance on
  
  Otherwise though, it's cool, let's chill and enjoy vibes, but remember that we should not start doing adventurisms. Violence must be attached to a political movement.
  
  Ever read "Radicalized" by Cory Doctorow?
- at that point it's not adventurism, it's orienteering
  
  This motherfucker is questing
- this goes to show that adventures are based because there are thousands of other people who got pork'd because they attended a protest, or just y'know, existed
  
  Elaborate? I'm confused at what you're trying to say.

the CEO is chilling too
- No he burning.
  
  Some depictions of hell make it icy-cold, as a consequence of being so distant from the light and warmth of god.

thank you agent 47
- brass swell* Excellent work 47. Now, make your way to the nearest citibike for extraction

You can't just say this without linking the video.
https://youtu.be/sDH8CEspXfQ
Also looks like that pistol has a suppressor nice.
- wow even the youtube comments arent mad this shithead got whacked
  Death to America
  
  i think there's a good chance it gets hard astroturfed soon
- I'm just glad the person's face can't be seen. Though I imagine there is a high chance that there are lots of CCTV cams that might have. Hope the person is able to ghost, and that overwhelming fear takes hold for other C Suite folks at UHC and really all companies.
- i really really wish we could see it uncensored
- I noticed the gun doesn't eject it's cartridge automatically. They manually cycle after every shot. I wonder if they were collecting the brass too.
  EDIT: nevermind. Another video shows the gun cycling after being fired.
  
  Likely subsonic rounds that have trouble cycling the action.
  Edit: this is why if you happen to be stealthily doing adventurism you should use .45acp, it's subsonic by default and pairs well with a suppressor. In Minecraft.
- I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
  yewtu.be
  inv.nadeko.net
  yt.artemislena.eu
  piped.video

where is the footage? i can't find it
- https://nypost.com/2024/12/04/us-news/video-shows-gunman-executing-brian-thompson-at-close-range-as-unitedhealthcare-ceo-stumbles-away/
  
  Can't make this shit up
  
  Needs more Barry theme song
  
  Man, that looks like something out of Metal Gear Solid with the way he fires that gun.
- Obvious CW for violence
  
  One must appreciate the calmness, discipline, and presence of mind it takes to manage that in a crowded city with a witness right there, even with the gun jamming.
- American wants to actually enjoy the bloodshed.
  
  Cry about it
  
  Hey buddy, what country are you from?
  
  Oh no not my health insurance CEOrinos.
  
  I mean it's nice when someone gets clipped who actually deserves it.
  
  🤓

1 down, 4,999,999 ways to kill a CEO to go

The CEO was into the mafia for 7 figures and they tried to blackmail him with his Sonic diaper porn fetish and that didn't work so they sent The Punisher.
- Plata o pañal
- Gotta 💩 fast!
  
  I can hear this in Arin Hanson's Sonic impression

Chuds already baking it lol
I like the concept of some scion of an ancient banking clan working as a OBGYN lol
- What the fuck is a “full stack” ob/gyn
  
  Sorry I only really do backend ob/gyn
  
  3 pussy flapjacks instead of 2
- That Rothschild guy on LinkedIn is clearly selling some bullshit health insurance product and is just mad that he can't cold call Thompson to do a pitch. In other words, the way Thompson set up his account is working as intended rofl
- Chuds have a real problem with them, even though they're practically irrelevant these days. I think it's anti-Semitism of some kind?
  
  The real Rothschilds still have abit of money but chuds are dumb enough to think anyone with the same surname is connected to them lol
- idk but I know the difference between a single stack and a double stack

Hard Disagree. Human lives have worth. This absolute lawlessness is heartwarming

Well, yeah, it was very cold outside today

How many people has this asshole killed
Good riddance

I hope it was an agonizing and slow death, that fuckin piece of shit

- me when i'm a crab with the ability to dance and something worth celebrating (for example, a health insurance company CEO being shot) happens

You say it’s chilling, but it warms my heart

we should have !goodposting@hexbear.net and all users should be autobanned and only unbanned if they make a post this good or better
- I would never be allowed to post there because all of my post would attract

dudes rock

Smoked ham

New anti-trust enforcement just dropped

US citizens love violence, no matter what platform you look at.
- The violence here are the thousands of people who die prematurely because of inhuman practices by insurance companies, this shooting is self-defense.
  
  Since this probably isn't satire, I'll add that US Americans will find a self-righteous spin to justify their barbaric thirst for blood.
- Folks we got a live one in the thread! I'm fairly confident this one's German, so folks go hog wild calling out this hypocritical kraut out
  
  I love when our mods/admins let us play with the piggies.
  
  edit: the live event has concluded, thanks to everyone that participated in this event.
  Boo, I demand a refund
- Boot licking filth
  
  I kinda adore when nascent fashies get all tankie when it suits their anger. You're on one level with those who smashed synagogue windows in nazi Germany.
  Needs some salt to go with those boots?
- Lmao a nazi complaining about others loving violence
- Meh sure it was reactionary and won’t lead to any fundamental changes, but it was justified
  
  reactionary: opposing political or social progress or reform
- I'm one of the dozens of people worldwide that live in a country that's not America
- Do you think denying people healthcare isn't violence?
- How convenient you would pontificate about the US citizens' love for violence at this time.
- I'm not a yank and I think this arsewipe had it coming.
- You lost, nerd?
- Not everyone here is a US citizen? But I guess assume whatever makes you happy
- Not an American, but I agree with you - millions of Americans love the violence their country conducts through the facilitaton of the genocide in Palestine. Obviously you're an incredibly moral person who denounces all the vicious and barbaric murders perpetrated by Israel, yes?
- German

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