if you tweet on Twitter, what do you do on X ?

excrete

oh please please please let “tweets” now be called “excretions”
- Xcretions. It must be stylized
- Or Xcrement
Elon has not thought this through..

as i saw in another thread, you xcrete

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X-it

You know, leave.

Lmao good one.

You 'gon give it to ya'

All I've been able to think about since I heard "X" lol

Delete your account, hopefully.

In seriousness, probably something like "Extend" or "XPost" even though those sound awful. They might just go back to just "post", maybe.

Delete your account.

No seriously, do it

Xcrete

You should follow the general advice: Don't send messages to your X.

what do you do on x?

Usually dance. Talk to strangers. Petting animals is fun too.

I think you dont? Twitter has already lost so much relevance that the rebranding will just kill it. The x is actually two crossed planks nailed over the door.

You gon give it to em

Exit

Embrace conservative anti-intellectualism.

post boomer memes

Excrete.

"Came here to say this"

“plug” seems right

edit: maybe “peg” as an alternate

So the act of making a post on there is now officially called "getting pegged".
- “pegging yourself for views”
- Pssstt… that’s the joke

eXceed rate limits

Delete my account.

x off

Xcommunicate.

Apparently we're to call it an "X". A retweet will not be an "rxm" or some stupid nonsense like that

Retweets will be called XXX

Xeet. Pronounced like you think it is.

My brain says “zit” but with a long e. Zēt.
- Me too. Pretty standard way of pronouncing word-initial X in English.
Pronounce it with a “sh” in front - sheeet

Oh Gods -- on a lark I just typed "x.com" into my browser. One guess what website I ended up on? I'm imaging it now -- someone bought "x.com" 15 years ago and cursed the day they ever wasted money on it, yet hung onto it... Now they are on vacation in the tropics.

Elon bought it 20 years ago and has been sitting on it since while it's been burning a 43 billion dollar hole in his pocket

@merde what do you do on X? You Digg. X marks the spot of course.

Digg died for nothing.

X-crete? X-pell? X-ume? X-it?

Only clearer by the day that this was all an exercise to intentionally kill Twitter to the benefit of billionaires, fascists and other extremists.

Twitter existed as a relatively free and open public space to communicate, organize and assemble to take actions for and against things at scale before musk (e.g. The Arab Spring, a terrifying moment for the Saudis especially - the second largest shareholder behind musk).

When people collectively laughed at elon and his cringe, inbred, emerald boy antics or his humiliating divorce and other routine failures, Twitter was the bullhorn.

Now elon and his desperate far right Toadies will work to try to rewrite reality so they can eventually have this conversation:

"Twitter? What's a Twitter? Wait, are you talking about blork? A bird? No, blork's logo is a dinosaur with chainsaw arms... and everyone wants to be his best friend... and it's against the law to divorce him... and he's cool... and..."

What an everlasting tool history will remember you as, elon. If they remember you at all, it will be to laugh at you - you'll never outrun that.