Tell me again why you need a pickup truck.

Some warlock indeed, can't even magic his wood in the right hole

I think those short bed trucks are the absolute worst. If you genuinely need a truck, get one with a proper bed so you can use it for it's utilitarian purpose. If you've got a short ass bed, you don't need a truck.

I don't want to scratch the paint in the bed!

If I need a truck I’ll rent one from U-Haul. They’re not that expensive.

Owning a truck? That’s pretty expensive for someone like me who just needs a small car to get around. Also avoids that problem.

To load up deer I shot after a hunt.

Or I would if I hunted. Or had a truck.

Seriously though, farmers and heavy machinery contractors legit need trucks.

It’s partially the manufacturers’ fault. Good luck finding an 8’ bed without an extended cab.

That’s their only option if they’re limited to the footprint of a smaller truck in their parking spot.

Mine is a smaller truck so it also has a little baby bed on the back, but it has allowed me to pickup a load of gravel and mulch. As well as haul garbage to the dump.

But I'm not 10 feet off the ground with huge tires or blinding headlights, and nobody can hear me driving down the road.

Just a little old Nissan to do the occasional dirty work

at least he's hauling something unlike 99% of emotional support vehicle owners

"warlock" LOL i can't believe the shit people look at and say oOoOoOhHhH i want that!

To haul one gallon of cat litter and a La Croix /s

Shoulda bought a bigger truck.

I saw a lifted truck the other day, and not only did it not have a trailer hitch, it didn't even have a spot where one could be installed. I don't know much, but it seems to me that if you're not using your pickup truck for hauling, then you shouldn't even have one.

For all the money bags he has to haul around.

Because I need a vehicle. And I want one.

Kayak.

get a van

Get a life, it's a 6cyl and makes 28mpg. Go fuss at an Acura TL for all the emissions I create.