Anon watches Truman

If you actually watch Truman in the movie, you'll notice he had already started building his escape tunnel. The entire movie isn't him learning everything is fake, it's him trying to stall everyone while he figures out how to get out. He's testing the boundaries.

The world's masturbation record cannot be set because it's a race to the lowest number of strokes and 0 was recorded in the year 832 AD by one Hywel Beton.

That anon at the bottom is incredibly right, there's no way a community like that wouldn't exist