Steven Seagal these days

He looks like the guy that only appears in the final picture of a married woman's tinder profile

that's one sturdy chair. look at the destruction around him. Jesus Christ Almighty, he sat down and did all that?

https://pca.st/episode/59c2b425-e7b2-46b2-8c9f-2c9fe609fe6c

He's worse than you think. Way worse.

I'd say that chair is Under Seige.

I'd have an easier time laughing at his sad state if I wasn't already mad that the guy is objectively a traitor and a goon of Vladimir Putin.

Lemmy: Torn between making fun of Segal for being fat and not being fatphobic. 😂

Gravy Seal.

Fits the MAGA crowd

Damn, he must be miserable.

Just remember folks, someone being fat is not a reason to hate them. Theres literally nothing else about him thats a redeeming quality, his being a lardass is the least deplorable thing about him. The fact that he must just shovel empty calories into his maw all day atleast limits the stupid shit coming out of it.

That looks like a badly AI generated image of Steven Seagal that Steven Seagal would use as his profile picture on social media as a bit.

If he isn't so full of himself.

He's a piece of shit in the inside, too.

Oh how the turntables

I liked the South Park episode that featured him and Whole Foods.

My favorite Steven Seagal story, from his Wikipedia page:

Seagal has been accused by former stunt performers who have worked with him, including Kane Hodder, Stephen Quadros, and Gene LeBell, of intentionally hitting stuntmen during scenes. Additionally, while serving as stunt coordinator for Out for Justice, LeBell allegedly got into an on-set altercation with Seagal over his mistreatment of some of the film's stunt performers. After the actor claimed that, due to his aikido training, he was "immune" to being choked unconscious, LeBell offered Seagal the opportunity to prove it. LeBell is said to have placed his arms around Seagal's neck, and once Seagal said "go", proceeded to choke him unconscious, with Seagal losing control of his bowels. Seagal bodyguard and stuntman Steven Lambert stated he was present and said that a confrontation did happen, during which Seagal elbowed LeBell before he could lock the hold on Seagal, after which LeBell flipped Seagal.

Good to know that I, too, have the body of an action movie star.

I’m surprised he isn’t in a helicopter because I heard he has been flying those for like 45 years.

People these days just don't appreciate a strong and healthy frame when they see one.

You may not like it, but this is what peak male performance looks like.

Please enjoy. https://youtu.be/BzIHyF7UWY4

He looks like that old fat fuck that washes up at a camping trip who everyone knows and no one wanted them there.

This is my sign that I should get on my rowing machine

Update: I did 20 minutes of moderate exercise today!

I'm surprised the NKs haven't cannibalized him out of desperation yet

The Ruskies are getting him ready for Xmas.

to be morbidly obese at 72 doesnt typically end well.

Just keep your distance and he can't fall on you to crush you

From Space Ice - Steven Seagal Movie Out For A Kill Is So Lazy He Fights Sitting Down

Edit: Fixed link

What the hell ate the thing that ate Seven Segal?

I understand how he turned fat, but how did he turn asian?

Aikido’d the fuck out of some hamberders.

I can finally say to have a body like ab action movie star, woohoo!

I think that's more than Seven Seagulls

That's a tactical kitchen chair, he does his best shooting from there.

One of the funniest videos on YouTube is cumtown talking about segal movies

Well, he's ugly as fuck on the inside too so I guess that just checks out now.

Is that real?

More like Steven Sealgal.

Oh its really him

Holy shit when did this site turn into pure reddit?

that guy is the spitting image of a guy i see every day

He better hope his profile is high enough no one (mis)takes him for a spy or a Donbas Cowboy.

That poor chair.

Holy-diabetic-cow... Please please put the Russian jabba on the next Expendables. He can just sit on Statham while he slaps fights Stallone!

Sumo counts as martial arts! 😤

How do I know that isn't Will Sasso doing a Stephen Seagal impersonation?

I watched this video, in Russian

Standard American of his age

McDojo final boss

You may not like him, but the man's in his seventies. This is what a person in their seventies looks like.

I’m sure Space Ice is bookmarking this for later content.

just prepping for his return to hollywood, to be cast as the title character in a free willy remake.

Steven Moa

He must have found himself one of those remotes from the movie Click.