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  • Millions are dead by my hands, personally. My attendant is keeping a running tally...

    ...okay, I have some idea that that sounds... horrifying, let me explain.

    • I don't think wanking counts as killing the sperms.

      • I was being literal. Rounding to the nearest thousand puts that at 1.2 million. Estimating I think mine's the lowest killcount shown here so far.

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