Roller-skating, in-line skating and skateboarding on the property are rituals to summon Steve Jobs.

Riders are expected to treat other passengers with respect and courtesy, even if they develop proprietary software.

As implied by the Unix philosophy, the property is only good for transportation, not for spitting, defecating, or urinating. Entering any Valley Metro vehicle or property with clothing containing blood, urine, vomit, defecation, or anything else with proprietary DNA is also prohibited.

Litter is bloat.

Commercial or Ubuntu-size carts, recumbent bikes, handcarts or bicycle trailers on board a transit vehicle are bloat, unless collapsed.

The ghost of Steve Jobs fears people with tops, bottoms and footwear.

You are bloat if you take up more than one seat. Saving or “holding” seats is a Microsoft salute.