TSA officers stunned by discovery in woman's carry-on at LAX: Three knives, two replica firearms, pepper spray, and 82 fireworks

"Let this incident serve as a reminder to all travelers to double-check the contents of your bag prior to coming to the airport."

You know, just in case you forgot that you left three knives, two replica firearms, pepper spray, and 82 fireworks in your bag.

and a partridge in a pear tree

Sounds like something put together to distract from someone else.

Fortunately she only planned to use that against CHILDREN AT SCHOOL instead of a Wealthy CEO so they let her through!

y'all let a woman with $2mil in meth onto an airplane. tsa at lax is clearly… lax

aww bummer. they didnt even say which ceo