'Dead' woman found breathing in coffin at own funeral
Mourners in Ecuador realise the 76-year-old is still alive hours after she was placed in a coffin.
Aren't bodies usually embalmed before funerals? In this case it's a good thing she wasn't, but usually it helps avoid the whole being buried alive problem.
Ah yes, my deepest fear...
This is exactly why I want to be cremated.