If you begin the Voyager episode "Spirit Folk" at exactly 11:49:35 on New Year's eve, Ensign Harry Kim will kiss a cow as the clock strikes midnight.
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Also, little-known fun fact: the cow is a full Lieutenant.
What a bovine moment, absolutely mootiful. A tail as old as time, just hope the moment isn't seen as too horny or that they don't milk it too much.
Captain's log, Stardate 43153.7. We are departing the Lemmy instance. We leave behind a being capable of producing extraordinarily corny strings of puns. I am not certain if he should be praised or condemned. Only that he should be left alone.
Oh, I forgot that this week is when we get an influx of "If you start X at Y time, Z will happen at midnight" posts.
Part of me wants to know if the author has deliberately set up the time to make it so anyone trying this would start their year very disappointed, but this is the internet, that would never happen .. right?
In which media format? Stupid Paramount+ is going to have its stupid “not commercials” at the beginning of episodes, which might bork the timing.
Plus it’s going to fail to run smoothly, if the app doesn’t decide to crash four times.
If the cow's tongue tastes as good while the cow is still alive as it does when it's been cooked into taco meat, I wouldn't mind kissing a cow. 🤷🏻♂️