Kai Alpaca

We need a Kai-pabara. The most chill religious leader in the galaxy.

Still more useful than Kai Wyn.

Hiding the Orb of Memory and spitting in the Cardasians’ faces.

I'm not sure why I'm thinking about this, but you guys remember that two-part episode where Captain Guanaco took over for Picard?

*bites your ear "eye thild"

As soon as I saw that character on DS9 and heard her name .... this is all I could think of.