Anon's strict mom

clogging the shower drain with cum

ok

Anons mum isn't checking her own underwear with a UV light...

Jesus fuck man, what kind of plumbing blocks with jizz? I could literally eat prunes and tortillas for a week and still waffle-stomp my turd down a 40mm pipe

You fucking move out. That's not just abusive - it's sociopathic.

Just remember to jerk off on her pillow first.

Get a girlfriend, fap in her shower

This has to be fake.

What kind of Wooldoor Sockbat cum clogs a shower? This is so idiotic.

into the toilet???

also, why not toilet paper instead of tissues??

what kind of semen clog the shower drain?

There is either:

A backstory we are missing
Anon has a weird fetish
mom has a weird fetish
story is fake and straight
story is real and gay
some combination of the above

Just eat it you coward.

Start watching sissy hypnosis videos to condition yourself into eating it, obviously. It's the only undetectable disposal method.

Is she checking her own socks and underwear?

Time to break your hands

Move out.
Has anon never heard of toilet paper and toilets?

I think you need to fuck your mom…

Have both of your arms broken, you won't be able to crank it.

Why not simply overflow her with your cum tissues? She’s your mom, so you should know her inside and out, so her buffer should be accessible. I ask for 257 tissues every day and my mom has no idea

1: go to toilet

2: kneel in front facing the toilet

3: place dick between toilet seat and toilet

4:?????

5: profit

Why tf does op masturbate in secret?
A healthy family doesn't keep secrets from each other!

Also buy a dryer, she obviously doesn't get stuck very often.

Blow your load on her bedsheets

Do your own laundry.

I don't know why people are a) taking this even jokingly half serious and b) suggesting all sorts of weird and complex solutions when surely a 22-year could just buy whatever.

i'm smelling some human rights abuses here

Use her panties and socks.

Buy a small area rug for the front of your bed and move it before bed, then Roll over on your side and cum on the carpet. Problem solved.

How can you be 22 without your own money. Go buy tissues and tell your mum to mind her own business.

Get a chastity fetish.

There's this apparatus called washing machine.

MOVE
OUT

Even sweatshop workers, prisoners, and the slaves who built the World Cup stadium in Qatar were/are alowed to relieve themselves. Homeless people have some option, it seems. There is no reason for OOP to unwillingly put up with this, even with crippling NEET tendencies.