Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat
Chess grandmaster Hans Niemann denies using vibrating sex toy to cheat
Hans Niemann was accused of cheating after he beat Norwegian grandmaster Magnus Carlsen last September.
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I didn't know the meme or who this person is, and I know about as much about vibrating sex toys as I know about chess- just the basics, I'm not an expert.
- how can someone cheat at chess?
- how can someone cheat at chess using a vibrator????
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Have an accomplice feeding the game into a computer to figure out the best move to make next.
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Send the information to the chess player using Morse code butt vibrations.
Nakamura said in a podcast all he would need to know is that there is a winning move and he'd be able to find it.
So, just one buzz is enough that says "in this position there is a move that wins the game".
Kinda like everyone's ratings in puzzles is higher than in elo because by the very nature of the puzzle there is a winning sequence to find.
In play, if I don't spot a winning tactic I just move to (try to) improve my position. In puzzles if I don't spot a winning tactic, I look again, and again, and again....
Yes, that would be easier to keep track, and less risk of accidentally cumming.
Now that's dedication to winning the sport. Ingenuity knows no bounds.
I see, a wide array of skills and strict organisation.
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- you use a super genius AI
- you stick it in the ass, and have your partner play a genius AI, partner mimicking the real opponents moves, then somehow coordinate the AIs move to you using the vibrator.
Its convoluted but technically not impossible
It's a very shittily written article.