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3mo ago

No Balls

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I've been self-conscious of the placement of my balls ever since I learned that they can get twisted. Sleeping on my side is now exciting.
- You will know when you wake up with a painful ballsack the size of a small orange.
  You have a few hours to reach the hospital from that point and you will be fine.
  Just don’t go to school for two more days because you are too embarrassed to tell your parents. Because that will leave with only the spare, which is there for a reason.
  
  c/oddlyspecific
  
  Wait that actually can happen? I thought it was a joke.
  Great now I have another thing to think about at night.
- Like manual breathing, or feeling your tongue always touching your mouth, I am now acutely aware of the position of my balls.
  
  You need to blink manually too

This was so powerful it causes me phantom pain through this post

Never Forget
- When I was a kid, I met another kid who had this happen to them. Ever since he described it to me, I've been very sensitive about mine.
  Supposedly, according to my now adult friends, I've missed out on some pleasant experiences as a result. Doesn't seem worth the risk to me.
- Time out!

Love when that happens 🥴

Remember Krillin Vs the Terrible Bacterian

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