When you realize your NATO crush only likes you as a proxy

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What the fuck is with his left leg? Did he step on a mine or something?
- Like he's ever been anywhere close to a battle zone where mines would have been deployed.
He is currently in his Iran-iraq war Saddam phase. Not much longer until the Iraq-Kuwait war phase.
- NATO is going to need a scapegoat when the proxy war runs its course.
  
  Easy, the Azov Battalion will be rebranded as terrorists to justify NATO occupation of Ukraine to stop the Nazis.
  
  It really is just Iraq
Hey, he's dressed up!
- Give the man some slack, he probably tries hard to not dress in hugo boss like his instinct tells him to.

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