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BonesOfTheMoon @lemmy.world

2d ago

I'm sorry I'm so posty today but this sovcit is too funny to wait to share. That's totally how it works, sovcit.

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Need an expert in bird law
- Bird law < Cat law < Dog law < Coles law

Do these people just string legal sounding words together and hope it makes sense?
- Are there trolls in these groups that feed bullshit to the gullible or do they make it up themselves?
  
  Don't forget those who make money off these rubes as well. Grifters feed them more than the trolls
  
  There are, but more alarming are the grifters who have putshed this entire philosophy of bullshit to scam the poor suckers who are trying to find a secret way of not being broke all the time.
  
  Yes, there absolutely are.
  
  Yes.
- Yep
- Did you just proffer a defamation of slander, habeus corpus esquire?
  
  Oh shit. Shots fired!
  
  You're not wrong. Some of these folks do sound a bit like Charlie Kelley.
- Yes, but they hope if they put the legal sounding words in the right place in the right color and the right size and correct order then the incantation will work.
  
  I noticed this one won't work since there isn't a single emoji.
- When the legal system sounds like a string of legal sounding words that don't make sense...

WTF is happening in the minds of those people? I simply cannot wrap my head around the fact that people can be that stupid and still breathe without assistence.
- when shove that meaning healing crystals up the cooter or inject bleach in the dick it rota the brain

That's how I made enough money to buy a house. Just keep driving as fast as you'd like and the government will pay for an extravagant lifestyle.
it's sarcasm, gdi. don't block me.
- I would never block you! I'm moving into your house and filing a lien on you that it's mine though.
  
  Ahh I think I’m getting the hang of this. The real estate agent is the surety, and if you have the seller sign him or her by proxy, the real estate agent - being the agent - will now supply the funds for you to acquire my house?

I think the magic spell will work, as long as they stand inside a government building at the time... Facing west of course
- You mean a government building with iron bars as windows?
  Definitely going to work
- True west or magnetic west?
  
  Adam West
  
  That’s… I am dying
  
  First one, then the other. But you must alternate in the same frequency as your two factor authentication device does after you have seeded it using 42069 on 29 feb.
- Actually… yeah.
  Legal words are like magic to them, and heck if that mad old man Merlin can do it then so can I!! Hold my toadstool, watch this.

What did they even get the ticket for??
- He doesn't say. The advice is also hilarious.
  
  lol I wouldn’t mind seeing those
- My guess would be the dogs referenced weren’t on a leash.
  
  If the off-leash dog tries to bite you, just tell it that you don't contract with the canine species. If it keeps trying, then write NO PARTY TO MAULING on the side of the dog in red spray paint on a 45 degree angle.
- Leaving shit behind. Like they do on the internet
- I'd love to see one get a ticket for driving without a license when they're sitting on the lap of the person in the driver's seat of a car.

Wtf did I just read?

Stop apologizing for providing solid entertainment!
- I'm just prone to verbal diarrhea.
  
  Solid diarrhea is just solid shit

Okay, but what if the AG or the officer doesn't consent? Or worse, make the sovtard the trustee of the imaginary business entity?

Let us know how that pans out, you witless cretin.

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