They wear those white, pressed, ironed bleached laminated lightweight straw cowboy hats with a generous circle of perforations around the peak, usually year round. South Texas is culturally no different from most of northern Mexico; in much of the same sense that all of the best parts of Texas culture are literally Mexican.
Border states are putting refugees on buses and sending them to more northern lib states to get rid of them and to rile up the chuds across the country.
When your that rich you don't even have to self motivate either. Pay your personal trainer/personal chef to organize shit to make you be healthy and fit.
You literally have limitless money how are you more dumpy than me???
Hat designed to give the wearer heat-stroke when worn outside in the southwestern US. Maybe explains why he was rambling about the border crisis in New York City?
Fucking weak cowboy cosplay, it's not even hard to dress up like one. Button up shirt, jeans, bigass belt buckle, that's all you need. Wear boots and take up chewing tobacco if you feel like going all out. If you want to steal yeehaw valor you can put in the tiniest bit of effort to at least have a coherent outfit
As much as I detest almost anything American and especially it's "culture", I have a soft spot for like, cowboy stuff. Men wearing boots, riding horses and mumbling mashed words in an odd drawl? I'd kinda like to do that too!
But this... outfit... this is just a lowly farce. Get lost gramps.
It’s been my experience that middle class suburbanites who adopt a cowboy aesthetic are some of the most politically and interpersonally noxious people out there. I can only imagine that scales as you climb the class ladder until you get to the richest person on Earth.
I can only imagine that scales as you climb the class ladder until you get to the richest person on Earth.
At some point the rich expect the climbers to participate in certain activities that have mutually-assured reputation destruction to keep the good old boys club going.