In a stunning turn of events, Governor Newsom has already named Dianne Feinstein's replacement! Introducing our newly appointed Interim Senator for California: Juan Guaidó!

I hereby declare myself Interim Juan Guaidó

I am humbled and honored to nominate myself to serve as California's interim senator. My first order of business will be restoring the confederate flag to San Francisco, followed shortly by co-sponsoring a bipartisan resolution condemning the Green New Deal.

Now that's MY senator!