"Ladies and gentlemen I will not wish you good luck in your exams because I am a statistician and I do not believe in luck. Therefore I will instead wish you success."
"Ladies and gentlemen I will not wish you good luck in your exams because I am a statistician and I do not believe in luck. Therefore I will instead wish you success."
What a fantastic way to explain luck as a statistical deviation in your favor, or not, in the case of bad luck.